It's 3AM and They're Too Tired....
The Hillary machine puts out a scary TV ad, wondering who's ready for the 3AM phone call. Apparently, the answer is that Hillary herself may "mis-speak" because of tiredness. Regarding her by-now discredited story of being under sniper fire in Bosnia, she told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review yesterday, “I was sleep-deprived, and I misspoke.”
This recalls Barack's similar story of fatigue. Last year, whilst conflating lack of emergency response with, what else, Iraq, he misstated the number of dead: “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed,” Turns out his oratory was just plain wrong. So he corrected himself, “There are going to be times when I get weary. There are going to be times when I make mistakes.”
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